The first time I saw one I thought “what moron thought it was a good idea to use a touch screen for the sticky-water dispenser in the grease store?” Then the horror of a thousand sneezed hands and snotty noses dawned on me. After I tried the soda I realized it must have been the same idiot who decided to ruin all the flavors too.
I never drink out of that terrible syrup hole. They actually did me a favor.
Unholy plot twist: there’s only one tank in the upper machine dispensing the same watered down sugary piss no matter what button you press.
You actually aren’t totally wrong. The new machines split the flavor syrup from the sugar syrup so they are actually all using the same base.
The first time I saw one I thought “what moron thought it was a good idea to use a touch screen for the sticky-water dispenser in the grease store?” Then the horror of a thousand sneezed hands and snotty noses dawned on me. After I tried the soda I realized it must have been the same idiot who decided to ruin all the flavors too.
I never drink out of that terrible syrup hole. They actually did me a favor.