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Chat, are we cooked?
Everytime I need to remember something I imagine I’m actually an electrotron moving across the wires to a data center where the information is stored.
Its a great way to immediately forget what you’re trying to remember.
This is some elitist shit!
Having thoughts in your head and all.
Natural intelligence(NI) rediscovered but mostly trained on AI data
I advise you not to do this. To try and replicate ChatGPT in your head will overload your brain. Relax and let the machine do the heavy lifting.
Satire, right? Please let it be satire.
The world know no bounds of stupidity, for it is both that it could be real as people are that stupid, and it could be satire as we are that stupid to believe it.
Schrodingers satire?
Probably, but it’s not impossible they’re serious.
People have literally committed murder for, started cults around, and gotten married to their LLMs. One brainlet who supposes they’ve invented ‘thoughts’ does not move the needle for me
On the Reddit thread they say it is, but I don’t believe it
10/10: Fucking incredible shitpost. Would repost.
It’s genuinely sad how many people can’t recognise the satire
I think that’s a very bad sign
no i don’t think it’s satire …
Bro discovered thinking.
Better late than never.
free tokens
Let me know if you need anything else!
I hate this so much
It feels like an attempt to incept me with the idea to attack somebody. Like this is supposed to be my Manchurian candidate trigger phrase
“Would You Like to Know More?”
Removed by mod
When they eventually implant us all with AI, my first prompt is gonna be "please never say ‘Let me know if you need anything else’ "
That will only last until it falls out of the context window…
As it turns out, human heads contain an arrangement of cells that functions almost like the neural networks of machine learning.
But now the interesting part is: the more you use ChatGPT, the better their - and the worse your neural network becomes
Or, in another way, you kearn to dissociate the “asking” from the “thinking”, and free up some part of your brain to do thinking independently.
In short, a dissociative personality disorder?
Maybe we can rearrange them to get closer to chatgpt functionality…
Most people are already as smart as chatgpt so we don’t have to do much tbf
Just stick a USB-C cable in your ear to download a bunch of datasets for finetuning your brain! (/s, don’t do this)
Yeah you gotta use usb b, it’s the one that fits into your ear
Ah right, my b
There’s a reason the show are you smarter than a 5th grader exists.
I tried this but my brain only responds “please update your payment on file to continue your subscription”.
Tfw you’re so poor you can’t afford to pay attention
Your api credits have run out lol
10/10 shitpost
