Wren@lemmy.todayM to Brand New Sentence@lemmy.todayEnglish · 15 days agoThere was a point where like thirty different churches claimed to own Christ's foreskin.lemmy.todayimagemessage-square52linkfedilinkarrow-up1207arrow-down15
arrow-up1202arrow-down1imageThere was a point where like thirty different churches claimed to own Christ's foreskin.lemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayM to Brand New Sentence@lemmy.todayEnglish · 15 days agomessage-square52linkfedilink
minus-squareLeon@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·15 days agoJesus gets pregnant through sounding and gives birth through his dick. 10/10 interpretation. Make this canon.
minus-squareTranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·15 days agoI have been trying to present my hypothesis to the pope, but the fucking swiss dudes won’t let me near him with my presentation board.
Jesus gets pregnant through sounding and gives birth through his dick. 10/10 interpretation. Make this canon.
I have been trying to present my hypothesis to the pope, but the fucking swiss dudes won’t let me near him with my presentation board.