• lath@piefed.social
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    1 month ago

    The answer to these questions is always a method of extracting wealth and donating it to the company as a good little minion should.

    Edit: You won’t be hired, but your ideas will be appropriated.

      • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world
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        1 month ago

        the elephant needs regular exercise. why not have them walk a treadmill to power a generator… oh shit, the AI guys are gonna be all over this

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      1 month ago

      I was thinking I would just contact my local homeless shelter and kill it and have it butchered and turned into food for them.

      Your local billionaire can’t eat elephant steaks, but hey, looks like the homeless population’s gonna be set for a week.