Getting your penis involved in this is definitely a you issue.
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Drinking alcohol for inside boo boos, rubbing alcohol for outside boo boos and permanent markers.
Rubbing alcohol
Its always a child, isn’t it?
bizarroland@lemmy.worldto Music@lemmy.world•Bands whose sound you like but lyrics you hateEnglish3·16 days agoI mean, foster the people.
I’m hoping that’s the obvious one for everybody.
But also for me, Jamiroquai. Dropping some line about how it’s not nature’s way for a mother to be able to choose the color of her child randomly in the middle of a song about how the world is changing so quick, and nobody can keep up with it.
At the same time, though, I’m nitpicking. It’s just that one line in otherwise a cool song.
Flipside, I do not enjoy ICP, but my friends started playing the Shangri-La album, and I didn’t know it was ICP, and I was like, man, this is actually pretty good, and then they were like, yeah, it’s ICP, don’t you like it? And I was like, well shit, they got like, one kind of decent album, fuck.
Getting laid on is also very nice
bizarroland@lemmy.worldto Technology@programming.dev•Google launches SynthID Detector, a verification portal that lets users upload files and tries to identify if they contain content made with Google AIEnglish3·16 days agoCongratulations, your content does not contain AI.
Pay no attention to the fact that we’re now going to use that content to train our AI.
Yeah, it’s definitely all ten, although I can see how I would regret that choice from time to time.
Fortunately, robot hands are pretty cool, and I’m sure that if the world were prosperous and they saw somebody with no fingers, they would all chip in to help back out. So it wouldn’t be like terrible forever, but it would definitely have its moments where it sucks.
Just out of curiosity, does anyone have any links to where stories detailing these amazing feats are located?
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bizarroland@lemmy.worldto BoycottUnitedStates@europe.pub•Hospital tells family brain-dead Georgia woman must carry fetus to birth because of abortion ban21·20 days ago“Your mom hated you so much that she died rather than give birth to you”
I feel sick even saying it, but that’s the kind of shit that this child would have to go through if anyone ever finds out about it.
If you’re the dad, you should change your names, move, change your names again, move, change your names again, move, and never tell fucking anybody about it.
bizarroland@lemmy.worldto BoycottUnitedStates@europe.pub•Hospital tells family brain-dead Georgia woman must carry fetus to birth because of abortion ban9·20 days agoOn the one hand, it’s kind of amazing that we can do this with medical technology.
On the other hand, how much is it gonna suck if anyone finds out that this child was born from a dead woman?
Like that is some religious freakin’ apocalyptic Armageddon horror movie shit.
And that doesn’t even touch on the fact that the government is forcing this to happen against the wishes of the family.
Okay everyone, I’ll go check it out, and if you don’t hear from me in the next hour, just assume the worst and delete my hard drive, okay?
bizarroland@lemmy.worldto A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world•‘My Property Tax Went From $15K to a Life-Altering $91K a Year’43·21 days agoI don’t know. I mean, there’s a good chance that the original purchase price of the house is almost paid off, but having a sudden $76,000 increase in your bills is going to be tough on anybody. Unless they have made some very bad financial decisions outside of this, that probably is more than double their monthly mortgage.
And as somebody who has an inordinate amount of equity in a house they purchased far too recently for the amount of equity that I have, it is not exactly easy to pull money out of a house as a homeowner, And even if they do take loans to pay the tax burden, that doesn’t mean that the money has been handled. It just has taken today’s problem and pushed it off for tomorrow.
I’m not attempting to justify them. I’m just examining their side with the slightest benefit of the doubt.
I would actually prefer anonymous advice when I’m having issues in a relationship because typically when people gripe about their relationships they only talk about the bad things and they only talk to people that care about them.
This ends up making it so that the people you are talking to hear all the bad stuff about the other person, and that causes them to start to dislike that other person.
It’s too easy to build negative feedback loops that can destroy relationships.
If talking to the internet isn’t good and talking to your friends isn’t good, then the only thing that’s really valid and valuable left would be to talk to a relationship counselor, or a personal therapist, whose only goal is to help you achieve your goals in a way that is healthy for you.
Can anyone give me a little context on the right image?
Why are the characters from Chainsaw man hanging out in the bathroom together while she’s taking a piss?
bizarroland@lemmy.worldto TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•"Dammit, Kif! Where's the little umbrella? That's what makes it a scotch on the rocks." - Captain Zapp Brannigan18·29 days agoWhy can I clearly hear DeForest Kelly saying that in his own voice?
bizarroland@lemmy.worldto Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Dreams are extremely forgettable because the plot is flimsy, the dialogue is uninspired, and the acting is lifeless.3·30 days agoHave you ever had a recurring dream before?
Like, over a period of several months or years or whatever having roughly the same content and the dream pop back up again?
bizarroland@lemmy.worldto Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Dreams are extremely forgettable because the plot is flimsy, the dialogue is uninspired, and the acting is lifeless.8·1 month agoI have friends who have dreams about going to work.
I have friends who have dreams about showing up to a hangout and hanging out with people.
I dream about leading a choir of nuns on a singing rampage through New York and fighting epic space battles where it turns out that the Darth Vader equivalent of my dream is actually my cousin, which I only learn after I kill him, where priceless and irreplaceable books on witchcraft are destroyed to make wrapping paper due to a shopkeeper’s error, where I am told mysteries of the universe and song and hear songs that have never been sung before.
Dreams are like your brain’s way of processing information and defragging your personality.
Everyone’s got different kinds of dreams.
I wonder if you could go back to him when he got his start on that TV show with the Wayans brothers and told him that he would enter playing Dr. Robotnik in the Sonic movie what he would think.