What a modest proposal
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Ranch Autonomy.
That’s not a very good stripper name.
But then again, I’m not a very good stripper. I can barely take paint off of anything.
bizarroland@lemmy.worldto
History Memes@piefed.social•tbf the emperor should have stored grains and maintained damsEnglish
7·před 1 dnemaka the best night out with your bros in your entire life
But they didn’t know that at the time the way we know that now.
Then he was just a shitty artist who couldn’t even paint the splotches on the side of a building in a realistic manner. Wheres the fucking shadows coming from Adolf?
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Canadian Labour Movements@lemmy.ca•Canadian employers are paying the price after AI proves unable to replace laid off staffEnglish
12·před 1 dnemHaha, losers.
Everyone that wasn’t a C level executive told you this is exactly what would happen and you didn’t listen to them because they weren’t C level executives.
This is 100% on you and your inability to understand your own company and market forces.
I mean, yeah, but they didn’t know that at the time.
Apparently a teenage Charlie Kirk cuddling with Judy Hopps.
I watch almost everything at 1.5x speed or greater, but it’s because I’m wasting time, and if I’m gonna waste time, I’m gonna do it efficiently.
bizarroland@lemmy.worldtoSeattle@lemmy.sdf.org•Spencer Pratt claims L.A.’s homeless will move to Seattle if he’s elected. That city’s mayor respondsEnglish
4·před 2 dnyAnything that is addictive, compulsive, and destructive can exacerbate or be a root cause of homelessness.
You can literally smoke cigarettes until you can’t afford a house anymore.
But you are right, it’s not really a cause, and that is why I put it so far down on the list.
bizarroland@lemmy.worldtoSeattle@lemmy.sdf.org•Spencer Pratt claims L.A.’s homeless will move to Seattle if he’s elected. That city’s mayor respondsEnglish
3·před 2 dnyBut the main issue is housing costs, immediately followed by job issues, immediately followed by mental health, immediately followed by societal issues related to race, gender, and creed, immediately followed by the student loan crisis, immediately followed by housing availability in preferred areas, immediately followed by poor financial education, immediately followed by (continue this thread for quite a while and eventually you’ll get to drug issues).
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Ask@piefed.social•What would be a nice open source alternative to paint ?English
4·před 2 dnyI was joking.
Although it did make me wonder about the open sourcedness of paint and paint products for non-computer usage.
bizarroland@lemmy.worldto
People Twitter@sh.itjust.works•Hitler being vindicated should be considered a red flag for Anti Israel protester.English
61·před 2 dnyAll of this stuff that’s going on makes me think of the line in revelations that talks about one of the churches that claims to be of the synagogue of the Jews, but is really of the synagogue of Satan.
It really annoys me how hard the boomers are working at making the apocalypse happen, regardless of whether or not God is doing it.
They are literally doing everything in their power to fuck over all of humanity, just so that their life can have one last tiny little morsel of relevance before the long slow decline into death.
bizarroland@lemmy.worldto
Ask@piefed.social•What would be a nice open source alternative to paint ?English
3·před 2 dnyWell, I don’t know about latex, but you could probably make a halfway-decent oil-based paint with clay.
Not sure which oils you should use, but I’m willing to bet there’s quite a few that would be fairly compatible.
Not every obese person is the person you are picturing in your head.
I’m not saying don’t be hateful, I’m saying understand who you’re hating first. Be a little selective.
It’s just one if we’re talking about OPs.
Honestly, when I encounter people like that, I just block them and forget that they ever existed.
I usually attempt to either confirm that they are trolling or evil or misinformed, but once I have done, you know, 20% of the amount of effort to get to the bottom of things and I still don’t really feel convinced one way or the other, I just block them.
Oh well, we won’t have any further conversations. Oh darn, oh no.
Can’t really say I agree with you.
For one, most people that become obese are overfed as children when they don’t know any better, so blaming them for the obesity that was thrust upon them by heartless and inconsiderate parents, is just like a step too far.
For two, the nutritional content of food has decreased dramatically in the last 40 years, so many people could be induced to overeat due to lack of essential nutrients.
and for three, there is an entire industry of people with PhDs who are paid good money to craft food that never satiates.
People that become obese in the western world are getting hit with a threefer. Adding blame to them on top of that? It’s just too much.
bizarroland@lemmy.worldto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•Genie granted me one wish, but with a condition that my enemy will get two times more.English
5·před 3 dnyActually, you make a good point. I think I would go for like forever 27.
Being 54 would not be that bad, but it wouldn’t be a bed of roses. Like, dude would get to experience 800 trillion years of back pain.



















And if she likes that, follow it up with Stardust.