Urethra Franklin@startrek.website to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 months agoOreos set to replace communion wafers.startrek.websiteimagemessage-square17fedilinkarrow-up1223arrow-down111
arrow-up1212arrow-down1imageOreos set to replace communion wafers.startrek.websiteUrethra Franklin@startrek.website to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 months agomessage-square17fedilink
minus-squareMrJameGumb@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down1·10 months agoThe body of Christ now has a sweet creamy center just like me!
minus-squaretacosanonymous@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down1·10 months agoYou’re ready to let Jesus inside you.
minus-squareUrethra Franklin@startrek.websiteOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down1·10 months ago“Jesus is coming!” I damn well hope so. He’s been edging for 2,000 years.
minus-squarejabathekek@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·10 months agoThe rapture is starting to smell very sticky.
minus-squareDa_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyilinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down1·10 months agoBut it’s gonna feel… Incredible.
The body of Christ now has a sweet creamy center just like me!
You’re ready to let Jesus inside you.
“Jesus is coming!”
I damn well hope so. He’s been edging for 2,000 years.
The rapture is starting to smell very sticky.
But it’s gonna feel… Incredible.