
Fixed it…
Well, it is a game about being a violent criminal. Fitting.
Successfully saved from wokeness. Stay sleeping
I just played it and it is not what you think. You just eat cheeseburgers, rage on Liesocial, and shit your pants. There is also a strip club where you dance for Putin and Netanyahu. If you do it good enough Putin will take you into the Champagne room for a hot coffee moment.
Oh shit, it’s true: https://xcancel.com/WhiteHouse/status/2067649794705625135
Dipshits put the helicopter on the top right instead of the top left.
Pathetic.
It could use a frame of a scantily clad Melania too. Amateur hour.
Could you not? I just ate.
This is like bizzaro saints row
Wtf?
A literal victory declaration from the White House.
We did it Patrick, we saved the City!
Ah the Epstein one was someone’s reply
Yes it was, if you look this post up on Twitter there are a lot of hilarious replies this was just the best one I found.
This one was good too.

Awesome
Literally unplayable






