• Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org
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    24 days ago

    Couldn’t have been that, clearly the psychologist was wrong. My mothers loins could never produce such a defective offspring.
    I was just lazy and had to properly apply myself or otherwise I’d end up as a public fleshlight in a prison.

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      24 days ago

      end up as a public fleshlight in a prison.

      Well, shellofbiomatter, how did it turn out?

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        24 days ago

        Wasn’t even close to it. Turns out that one needs to do actual crime for in order to go the prison.
        Passable grades and not having any great future plans isn’t something criminal and police doesn’t really care about that.

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      Shellofbiomatter is such a sick username, love that handle. It’s like … Really, aren’t we all just shells wandering through this existence trying our best?