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Wren@lemmy.todayM to Brand New Sentence@lemmy.todayEnglish · 1 month ago

Would you sell liquor to this baby?

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Would you sell liquor to this baby?

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Wren@lemmy.todayM to Brand New Sentence@lemmy.todayEnglish · 1 month ago
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    30 days ago

    They…have days over there too.

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      Asian countries will count the year a child was in the womb as part of their lifespan. A person who is 30 in America is 31 in China, for example.

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        But it’s also like year 12,000 or something in China, so they’re all much older in general and why they only have one babby now, because there country is so old.

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        Has he been frozen inside a womb this whole time?

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          I’m not sure, sometimes they develop embryos to a certain stage and freeze them to implant later, sometimes it’s just the eggs.

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          They have Jello shots like that now, with nitrogen n stuff

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        That still wont make the baby in the post 30 years old because embryos arent frozen in the womb.

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      30 days ago

      No, how can the sun set on the land of the rising sun, China?

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