Wren@lemmy.todayM to Brand New Sentence@lemmy.todayEnglish · 1 month agoWould you sell liquor to this baby?lemmy.todayimagemessage-square197linkfedilinkarrow-up1882arrow-down119
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minus-squareQuetzalcutlass@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·1 month agoAs a 19th century physician I can only agree, and suggest pairing it with a spoonful of soothing cocaine syrup for maximum efficacy.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 month agoLiar, you’re not a 19th century quack. Mine prescribed tincture of laudanum
minus-squareQuetzalcutlass@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·30 days agoNonsense! Can you look at how that kid’s bouncing off the walls and honestly tell me that cocaine isn’t a healthy and energizing remedy? (Yeah, I was trying to think of morphine but wrote cocaine because brain = dumb)
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·29 days agoI mean they’re two lines away from each other (with cannabis in the middle) for doc duckerson’s miracle cough expressant, it’s an easy mistake to make
As a 19th century physician I can only agree, and suggest pairing it with a spoonful of soothing cocaine syrup for maximum efficacy.
Liar, you’re not a 19th century quack. Mine prescribed tincture of laudanum
Nonsense! Can you look at how that kid’s bouncing off the walls and honestly tell me that cocaine isn’t a healthy and energizing remedy?
(Yeah, I was trying to think of morphine but wrote cocaine because brain = dumb)
I mean they’re two lines away from each other (with cannabis in the middle) for doc duckerson’s miracle cough expressant, it’s an easy mistake to make