This reminds me of the Harry Potter themed vibrating broomstick from back in the mid-2000s. Lots of clueless parents leaving online comments about how their sons liked the toy but their teenage daughters loved it, and would disappear for hours into their bedrooms with it.
The “clueless” parent reviews were mostly joke fake reviews
Every parent was a teenager once
No flared base, the answer is no.
The light would make it easier to find, at least
No flared base, hard to clean wrinkles, and likely a porous material. 3/10.
So one time use?
hello 911 , Ye something is stuck again
Oh. That guy. We have their address on a post it note in the ambulance
Look, you reach a certain age and you realize the supermarket is wall-to-wall dildos.
Look, you reach a certain age and you realize the hardware store is wall-to-wall dildos.
IMO that’s really too long for a dildo.
hey! check out this guy! he’s never seen a chick take a horse dildo before.
A chick? The person whose taken the most I know of is a dude. He just likes getting penetrated by pretty girls.
He just likes getting penetrated by pretty girls.
because who doesn’t love a big gock?
Maybe it will heal prostate cancer like he healed Elliot’s cut?
Otherworldly.
Does it glow on pressure or when you say ouch?
And mine grow when kicked with a pair of leather thigh high boots.
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What’s the deal though?
Oh, þey knew.
I wonder what þe actual rates of … creative use … were?
