This is the kid I’d see at a party flipping out because he had his first Pepsi and was never allowed to have sugar.

Behold mortal! I am the almighty big tittied goth girl.

$699 Mac pro wheels

$1999 iPhone Duo

$6.90 a month for a meme generator.

Tap Tap Toodle-oo

Which also can double for when you have a one-night stand.

So you can never leave the job because your “education” is worthless anywhere else. You’ll have to pay another employer for their training on the same subjects instead.

Hot take, everything she said is extremely out of touch with reality.

This seems to be the problem with the tech trend of removing tactile knobs or actual buttons.

Now we have these “touch” screens that can only provide feedback through annoying beeps, because you can’t feel them or hear them click anymore.

My electric kettle for example has a lever to press down and start it. No beeps needed, because when it’s done you hear the mechanism click off as the lever returns to its off position.

On the other hand my air fryer can get fucked with that one “everything knob”. I’ve accidentally turned it a smidge many times pressing it in to start. This resets all the settings that I have to dial back in and makes me want to yeet the fucker out the window.

Well it’s really for our own safety. You see if you broadcast a video of the demon Pazuzu who is wearing Mitch as a flesh suit. The dark magics binding Pazuzu break and he will drag any witnesses into hell.

If you’re talking from an employer coverage perspective. It’ll be a cold day in hell before they allow more than one spouse on a plan.

Not that I agree, but that’ll be harder than legalizing the union of 3 or more individuals.

All I could think of when she kept saying “sports”

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=QjL7D33xpS4

How the housing market is. I don’t care if a family got slaughtered in there if the price is reduced because of it. As long as the house didn’t kill them, I don’t see an issue.

The coyote is a lost soul, forever damned to a meaningless chase in a landscape of indifference.

He stands before a rock wall where he has painted a vision of paradise at the end of a tunnel. He reaches out, but his paw strikes only the harsh, unyielding rock of reality.

Moments ago, the Road Runner appeared and, with a casual, indifferent grace, sprinted into the painting. The bird vanished into a dream that the coyote is forbidden from entering. Meep… meep…

Then comes a package from ACME. Inside the box lies a single pistol. The coyote lifts the weapon, spins the chamber, and raises it to his temple with a pained sigh of relief.

Tears flow down his face like waterfalls of sorrow. He stands now at the veil of this world. No more failures. This is how the coyote wins: he simply refuses to play this cruel, twisted game.

He pulls the trigger. Nothing.

The coyote opens one eye to find a tiny, mocking flag that reads “BANG!” He remains paralyzed by the absurdity of his own existence, knowing that in this vast, echoing wasteland, the only thing more certain than hunger is the cruelty of the joke.

Did you ask ChatGPT?

Nor but, yah but, nor

Soylent Green

Beautiful starter home for someone with vision and a background in 1500s stone masonry

Same, I just recently had someone offer me a Buick Lasabre for cheap. I was very excited until they said it was a 2003 😑

Reliable sure, but man did the '00 models look gross. Go back 10-20 years from that ugly thing to these beauties and it would have been a deal.

It gets to keep 25% of the bugs he catches. You get to eat the other 75%.

Any changes to the web will void it’s deposit and you get to eat 500 of it’s bugs to repair any damage.

Utilities are not included. There will be a 5 bug charge for each droplet of water it drinks from the faucet. Even though it lives near WiFi, there is a hookup fee and monthly cost of 25 bugs.

If it is late on monthly bug payments for more that 1-week. You get to eat it’s web and all the bugs. The spider will be taken outside on a paper towel or in a cup and left on the nearest leaf.

Implement those and you’ll eat like a king!

America and Canada need to get that rash looked at.