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Pam Bondi Announces ‘Cancer Survivor’ Tour Following Harrowing 14-Minute Medical Scare

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Pam Bondi Announces ‘Cancer Survivor’ Tour Following Harrowing 14-Minute Medical Scare

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The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 10 days ago

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After an extremely treatable thyroid cancer diagnosis, Pam Bondi announced a luxury speaking tour about her “survival journey” starting at $1,500 a seat.

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Her tour will be amazing. I hear Jesus is a guest speaker.
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  Will we hear the cancer’s side of the story?

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