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Do klingons wear condoms like pants or like stockings?
Like a glove
But how do they turn the Vulcans into rubber?
Edit: nevermind, I see these are made by Q.
we do not speak of it to outsiders
8” human size? Damn, that’s generous.
There was one aspect of genetic engineering everyone agreed to keep before banning the rest
They made everyone farsighted?
36 inches is maybe a tiny bit on the “too long” side.
is a 36" average klingon dick size canon for trek?
Isn’t the canon that they have two of all their, uhh, essential body parts?
Just like a shark!
Needs to be self-sealing or I’m out
The only way 36 inches would fit in a humanoid is if it’s shaped like a duck’s.
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