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My favorite way to make them cry is to stuff a cocktail onion in my foreskin before my neighbor’s great aunt goes down on me in the McDonald’s parking lot and then SURPRISE!
Who would cry about a free cocktail onion?
You’d be surprised at the shit people cry about. Free foreskin onions, hotdog and coconut salad, masonry paint on cars, dead children…etc.