There is no end to his vanity
That is something that healthy democracies do
Bringing that Saddam vibe to America…
Is that the photo from his mugshot?
It’s both the mugshot and his official photo. Every time I go to the doctor’s office, I’m faced with the powerful urge to draw a curly black moustache on it.
Your doctor’s office has a photo of Trump on display?
Alas, yes, along with a photo of Vance and the Secretary of Veterans Affairs.
Wtf? That’s so weird. Why do you go there?
Giant hint: The photo of the Secretary of Veterans Affairs is also on the wall.
You need a doctor with a brain.
Are you, or have you ever been, a VA patient?
Glad I got mine already.
Oh, it’s limited edition. Idiots and money are soon parted.
Assports
And here I thought the DoorDash delivery was tacky, fuck.
Fucking gross




