That’s funny, when I tell people I don’t drink they ask me if I just don’t like the taste or if I am a “health nut” or something. I’m actually an alcoholic.
It’s because you haven’t tried actually good beer, bro. Try just one more, bro. I swear they don’t all taste like rotten cheese, bro. Try real craft homebrew fruity Belgian IPA, it’s totally different from real craft homebrew fruity German IPA. This time you’ll like it, bro. Please bro I’m not an alcoholic, I swear, I legitimately like the taste of cold piss.
When I tell people I don’t drink they sometimes think I used to be an alcoholic or something. I just think it tastes like shit lol
Tastes like chemicals to me, it’s disgusting.
Surprise! It is literally chemicals.
That’s funny, when I tell people I don’t drink they ask me if I just don’t like the taste or if I am a “health nut” or something. I’m actually an alcoholic.
Yeah, I usually follow with something like “not for any moralnreasons, I just hate the taste of alcohol.”
It’s because you haven’t tried actually good beer, bro. Try just one more, bro. I swear they don’t all taste like rotten cheese, bro. Try real craft homebrew fruity Belgian IPA, it’s totally different from real craft homebrew fruity German IPA. This time you’ll like it, bro. Please bro I’m not an alcoholic, I swear, I legitimately like the taste of cold piss.