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Dazharion@lemmy.dbzer0.com to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 16 天前

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Dazharion@lemmy.dbzer0.com to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 16 天前
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    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asexual_reproduction

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      Fine, replace the word “sex” with “reproduction” and it still works

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      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horizontal_gene_transfer

      When you least expect it, BAM- surprise sex pilus, and now you’re a redhead

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