• MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
    10·
    4 个月前

    No my cat is just gassy. She takes after her pet parents I’m a fart factory

    She likes to try to give you pink eye. The whole look at my butthole now smell my stink combo. We’re just glad everyone here wears adequate eye pro

    Edit I’m tired, word no brain come out of good

    • village604@adultswim.fanEnglish
      6·
      4 个月前

      My roommate had a cat who would jump into your lap just to fart on you, then leave.

      Marie was kind of a bitch.

    • 🌞 Alexander Daychilde 🌞@lemmy.worldEnglish
      2·
      4 个月前

      Ah, forgot about gas issues, was just thinking fur issues. I had a sick cat recently and that’s one reason I knew she was sick because she wasn’t grooming properly.

      Yours is hilarious and… very cat. <3