there isn’t a rule against pissing yourself in MTG
Taking off your pants is allowed at any time, and doesn’t use the stack.
I tap 3 to return my pants to my hand
Useful when opposing creatures have deninwalk.
And other things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Sac 1 dignity token.
Did you bring your shoes for shoe tokens?
I feel like chunky boots should get a bonus to toughness…
if pissing is considered “unsportsmanlike” I can’t be sportlike, I piss multiple times per day.
I think you forgot a key word there
can’t find it, if you find it, you can keep it
This is a reasonable reaction to playing against a blue control deck
I mean if you play against blue… Obviously AI video.
All my homegirls hate MTG. All my homegirls are homebodies.
You hate MTG because you dislike socializing. I hate it because it’s run by WotC
Universes beyond is the bane of my existence. I’d probably still be playing EDH if it weren’t every other set.
they turned my favorite card game into Fortnite :(
It’s so dumb, i don’t want to see how the walking dead stacks up against the endless tide phyraxia!
