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ickplant@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 个月前

What's your Dad Score?

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What's your Dad Score?

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 个月前
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    8, and I’m a woman without children 🤔

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      Sure thing. I know its you dad

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      Keep practicing, get those numbers up, and next thing you know, you’ll have a wife and two offspring!

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      13, also no children.

      Spiritually dad-like ✨

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      You’re a faux pas

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