hexaflexagonbear [he/him]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 年前Embracing medieval peasant brainhexbear.netimagemessage-square151linkfedilinkarrow-up1192arrow-down10
arrow-up1192arrow-down1imageEmbracing medieval peasant brainhexbear.nethexaflexagonbear [he/him]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 年前message-square151linkfedilink
minus-squareJoeByeThen [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up48·3 年前People will go to amazing lengths to justify tanning their butthole.
minus-squareAlaskaball [comrade/them, any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·3 年前Imagine sunbathing the one place on your body that’s quite literally biologically evolved to not get sunbathed. Imagine getting basal cell carcinoma on your forbidden strip
minus-squarethe_itsb [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·3 年前 forbidden strip 💀
minus-squareSupFBI [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 年前You don’t goatse the sun? I enjoy tanning my rectum.
minus-squaresupafuzz [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·3 年前I want to look and feel my best, that’s all the justification I need
minus-squareThordros [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·3 年前T-T-T-TAINT TANNING
People will go to amazing lengths to justify tanning their butthole.
Imagine sunbathing the one place on your body that’s quite literally biologically evolved to not get sunbathed.
Imagine getting basal cell carcinoma on your forbidden strip
💀
You don’t goatse the sun? I enjoy tanning my rectum.
I want to look and feel my best, that’s all the justification I need
T-T-T-TAINT TANNING