green_copper@kbin.earth to Animemes@ani.social · 1 year agoMale Fantasies (by Nhim)media.kbin.earthimagemessage-square63linkfedilinkarrow-up1373arrow-down110file-text
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minus-squareI Cast Fist@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up71·1 year agoIn a war, you will: Dig a hole (trench) Have a final stand Slowly bleed to death See, that’s why war happens, folks!!!
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up14·edit-21 year agoSometimes your final stand happens when you’re taking a leak and you slowly bleed from the meat chunks that used to be your body in the new trench the artillery shell dug but yes
minus-squareSaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 year agoI think now you just die to a kamikaze drone. You don’t even ever get to see any enemy combatant on the field and you die instantly. Marvelous.
minus-squareFizz@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 year agoYou die and Russians/Ukrainians post the footage of your death on telegram to put in a compilation
minus-squarekrooklochurm@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoI hate when this happens. Three fucking times this week.
minus-squarecassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 year agoClimate change is ruining your snow for #3 though.
minus-squarebrown567@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 year agoA big enough war makes its own winter 🍄
minus-squareAgent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 year ago“Don’t tell mum I’m in Chechnya” intensifies
In a war, you will:
See, that’s why war happens, folks!!!
Sometimes your final stand happens when you’re taking a leak and you slowly bleed from the meat chunks that used to be your body in the new trench the artillery shell dug but yes
I think now you just die to a kamikaze drone. You don’t even ever get to see any enemy combatant on the field and you die instantly. Marvelous.
You die and Russians/Ukrainians post the footage of your death on telegram to put in a compilation
I hate when this happens. Three fucking times this week.
Climate change is ruining your snow for #3 though.
A big enough war makes its own winter 🍄
“Don’t tell mum I’m in Chechnya” intensifies