Only the foreign objects need to be removed. British rectums are for British objects.
What’s the most British thing I can stick in me bum?
Please don’t let it be James Corden. 😬
9 Cadbury’s Cream Eggs
What am I to do with the extra 3 out of the dozen?
Attempt to set the new world record!
Hot cuppa tea
James May
He may, but it’s not guaranteed.
Fish n’chips.
Put a crumpet in yer bum, pet.
Alternatively, it’s a queue of people.
Or a Gregg’s sausage roll
Two James Cordens, sorry
You have to work your way up to Big Ben.
I thought brexit was all about removing foreign objects?
I thought Britain was the foreign object Brexit removed from the EU
Lmao
This has to be from Viz, right? It reads like a Viz line.
It is indeed from viz, the pink square is the giveaway
the pink square is the giveaway
Good to know! The last time i read viz was decades ago.
Also that bird one is just hilarious.
The best part is that Shitterton is a real village in the UK
The second one is a total classic
Watch it, you want to start a nativist riot around some local man’s anus?
I understood that reference to the Kosovo war.
Damn near killed 'em.
Gary Payton was known as the Glove
I’m reminded in Choke (Chuck Palahniuk) of the bit about why every ER in the US has a diamond drill bit.
