betelgeuse [comrade/them]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 years agoPanera has developed an assassination method so delicious that people keep assassinating themselves with itmessage-squaremessage-square17linkfedilinkarrow-up151arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up151arrow-down1message-squarePanera has developed an assassination method so delicious that people keep assassinating themselves with itbetelgeuse [comrade/them]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 years agomessage-square17linkfedilinkfile-text
Yet the CIA can’t even make an effective heart attack gun. What is all that money for? You could have just made lemonade.
minus-squareCA0311 [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 years agois this post ai generated? they had heart attacks, not kidney failure.
minus-squaresilent_water [she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 years agopeople with caffeine sensitivity were drinking it because it isn’t labeled as caffeinated on the fountain
is this post ai generated? they had heart attacks, not kidney failure.
people with caffeine sensitivity were drinking it because it isn’t labeled as caffeinated on the fountain