Where’s the chud conspiracy theories about AnTifer rounding up caroling christians. Or screeds about sicko check out line clerks wishing patriots “happy holidays”? Or my favorite, your no good nephew who ruins the holidays by coming out as bi?
My god it’s like the right isn’t even trying…surely the left won the battle with Biden’s election but the war can’t be over?!
The media won’t show the reality of war or else they’d risk losing public support, but the WoC is still raging on the front lines. Complete stalemate, trench warfare, just totally brutal stuff. I still see recruitment signs posted roadside offering minimum wage for a seasonal tour. Disgusting.
Nice try, woke moralist, trying to cover up what really happened:
The truth is, we already lost the war because trans radicalists stole christmas and force feminized it 4 years ago to extract the first covid bacteria from it’s estrogenized balls.
The world has never been the same after this.
This would have never have happened if Trump lost.
Yeah, I even told the deep state to not steal the election away from Jeb but would they listen to me? Of course not!
Just like the war in Ukraine is stalemate trench warfare so is the war at Big Lots over the Santa display.
Well we won, obviously.
Christmas gained tons of ground with their successful Invasion of November
The militants against christmas have dug tunnels underneath every house on earth and are planning a surprise attack to pop up and steal all the presents after santa drops them off on Christmas Eve.
The continuous increase in online shopping has meant smaller and less eventful black Fridays. And also fewer people getting annoyed by looking at Christmas decorations while buying Halloween candy. The proliferation of just in time supply chains means fewer items actually in stores, leading to more online shopping while there are fewer products actually on shelves. It also means smaller Christmas displays. The combination of both has meant there’s just less stuff out there for either side to engage with. Combine that with the last like five years all being tempered by the pandemic and the war in Christmas just kinda piddled out.
after the failed offensive of 2020 and the reduction of covid corps groups into guerilla elements, we’ve been on the back foot defending strongpoints like Halloween from Christmas encroachment. their forces are suffering mightily from viral comrades’ partisan efforts, but their command strategy of “pretend it isn’t happening” has held surprising purchase. we remain confident that Christmas’s current momentum will stall soon, and offensive operations can resume. preliminary talks with Thanksgiving have had some positive developments and a united front against Christmas could be the tipping point. Do not lose hope comrades!
I will keep the flame alive. May the war on Christmas never end.
Hopefully Thanksgiving will fall to a skeletarian revolution and shed it’s colonizer legacy, it’s vast food reserves now fully devoted to the cause of spreading fright and pranks to New Years and beyond. However, I fear that the Noel Endowment for Demochristmas may be active there and positioned to co-opt any uprisings
