BREAKING: “It’s quite naive to assume liberals need hearts or brains to live.” The controversial US diplomat Henry Kissinger, aged 100, shocks the world with a stunning comeback from a state of complete brain death. He is going to give an interview at 12:05 UCT+0 on a BBC livestream.
Oh damn, they forgot to destroy his phylactery again. I keep telling people he’ll be back after 1d4 days, but they always thing that’s " plenty of time" to find it and destroy it. It never is.
Only a matter of time before he becomes a demilich and then we’re screwed.
Or worse, replace the undead god, everyone justly shit at Myrkul and Vecna for being ridiculously incompetent and Jergal being troll gramps that don’t care but if he gets the post you won’t be even able to rest in peace.
Oh no, it’s worse. He’s gonna take Kelmevor’s place, rebuild the screaming wall of agnostics, and the Myrkul is gonna pay for it!