[green, curious] So, why did you end up invading Iraq?
[orange, annoyed] We had to! They had WMDs!
[green, confused] Well then, why don’t you go fight Russia now?
[orange, angry] Are you crazy? They have WMDs!
[green, curious] So, why did you end up invading Iraq?
[orange, annoyed] We had to! They had WMDs!
[green, confused] Well then, why don’t you go fight Russia now?
[orange, angry] Are you crazy? They have WMDs!
Nah, can’t really fix that joke. The WMDs of Iraq were a US invention to justify invading a middle-eastern country (all proven later).
I really wouldn’t want the USA to fight Russia by themselves, WMDs or not. And NATO article 5 hasn’t been invoked yet, we will see how they react when/if it comes to that.