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Dare: go into a loud bar and only make goat noises during 3 hours of communication, and see if anyone notices.
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What is a monkey’s paw though ? something that grants wishes like a genie lamp ? first time I hear of it. Should it not be a monkey’s hand ? I thought “paw” was for digitigrades like cats & dogs
Cooool… sounds like a “barter with the devil” in principle
yeah it’s basically a combination of a deal with the devil and a genie.
so, what was the specific arrangement of projected spheres of fusing hydrogen in the night sky at the approximate time of the year you were born like ?
mine was four main sequence stars and a supernova, so needless to say we called it the MINOTAUR-PEGASUS CHIMAERA and it has guided my life decisions ever since
fucking astrology, man. Had a coworker (otherwise very chill) who’d read out the paper’s astrology to us every lunch. Every. fucking. day
