I’ll start. Non serious answers also welcome
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Linux (Linux)
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FOSS or die
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Video content should have been text
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Not caring a LOT about privacy makes you a non-lemmy normie
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5. We don’t talk about Reddit here. Except when we do.
6. [De]federation is srs bizniz.
7. Seize the means ofproductioncomputation.
8. People from that instance over there are bad.Ay yo FUCK that instance tho fr
I only hate Lemmy.ml or whatever its instance is cuz they banned me “for no reason”.
I think it was related to vaccuums, they wanted to clean up the place and thats hard to do when guys are jizzing in vaccuum s i guess…?
Edit: also, for all i know vacuums are manufactured in Malaysia (ML?) and the communist government “forced” their bloody hands on it. Still doesn’t make for a free and purely rational discussion forum.
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I mean, they def send all ur data to America lol.
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Reminds me of Tildes honestly. Had some great discussions but the condescending loser assholes and the ruthless moderation by @deimos was insanely non-evenhanded ultimately and lost them a contributor who actually brought thoughtful if idiosyncratic views on things that always created abundant engagement. Ah, its just as well. I need fewer distractions and at least with Lemmy, theres lots of space (instance-permitting) to be me. Same reason why I like Lobste.rs: smart folks but way to harsh+judgemental and inflexible, like a computer program lol
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I think my mortal sin was making a joke about wine producers creating like a jelly or candy from leftover shit
I said:
WineGums
User banned
Also jail
The fedidrama chef’s kiss
I adore #5. Same with Trump for me
srs [monkey]bizniz
Bad downvoter
- If you get kicked from an instance, upon joining a new instance, make your first post a furious comment on the admins/mods/hivemind of the instance that kicked you, completely forgetting we can all see the modlog.
Can you show it to me for me+Lemmy.ML im legit curious about why they put a pin in me. I have zero pride about me/it despite my recent post concerning same. I’m judt pissed i nvr found out what did it but I’m curious/desirous of finding out and Lemmy can hold my feet to the fire Re:holding myself accountable if its a real reason and not some of the ideological bullcrap they’ve been accused of
Lmao .ml kicking folk out for comical reasons, what else is new?
I just canmt understand why they waited so long, lol
Because they’re nutters, that’s why
How does one see mod logs?
For Lemmy World that would be https://lemmy.world/modlog
Or check the “modlog” link on the bottom of the page. Or the Modlog link in the sidebar.
Firefox: yes.
Chrome: no.
Brave: lord no.
Uh oh. Um… My friend uses brave. How screwed is he?
Here is a link to send to your friend : https://bolha.forum/comment/381380
Ya that blog post was hard-R. I love I can smell the bs immediately. I like to pretend Milton from Office Space was the narrator/reader…
Edit: i do that all the time with bitchy, whiny bullcrap (like Family Guy said of Coldplay)
Hold on,
You do know what hard r means right?
Rockhard?
That’s the n word brother
That’s why I sent a link with comments and not the blogpost itself.
This comment is interesting :
https://bolha.forum/comment/381393
It depends on whether he uses it despite the fact that the developer donates money to homophobic political campaigns, or because of that
Just tell him to switch to LibreWolf
LibreWolf > Firefox
Your YouTube link should have been a Piped link but it’s okay.
You’re free to enjoy the lemmit.online content, but don’t interact with it or you will appear confused.
Don’t stress about upvotes/downvotes-- They’re even more made up here than usual.
Never pass up an opportunity to bitch about ads, Chrome, Reddit, capitalism, Arch users, streaming services, or your favorite Lemmy client.
Do not attempt the Picard Maneuver unless you’re sure you know what you’re doing.
Which Picard maneuver, though?
The short jump one or the straightening uniform one?
can we be the internet community that doesn’t pretend we’re a tight knit group with injokes and ‘right’ opinions?
there’s already enough of those and I hate navigating their dumb shit.
Sure, that can be a new unwritten rule ;)
[mutters] Curses
It’s a bit late for that. It’s already everywhere, and it’s terrible.
Tildes is super strict against that, I got banned for making a joke about wine jelly being rendered into candy
WineGums
Banned!
Also, JAIL! Belive it or not…
yeah those unwritten rules are why i hardly want to tell anyone about this site. its a bunch of comp sci nerds that finally have a platform to talk to be mildly social
and the humor is very par for course of compsci nerds. dumb, contrived, an obscure reference with a random jpeged gif in the background, etc. not funny.
I have to fight you on the
not funnytake. I disagree and my oeuvre demonstrates that to the contrary in my respectful submissionyo just your other 2 replies in this thread alone, im taking about you. youre the unfunny reddit compsci nerd.
“[mutters]”
I’m sorry I don’t satisfy ur standards :P
everytime elon musk so much as farts, it must be posted to at least 10 different communities here and discussed at length
With 400 permutations of “Fuck this clown” and “how can I block mentions of him” in the comments.
Unfortunately, shitty billionaires make the news. Get rid of billionaires and they won’t be in the news.
oh cool, i’ll just eliminate billionaires then, that’s pretty easy for me to do.
Hey I’m just writing the rules down, not telling you you shouldn’t be annoyed by them.
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I ain’t tryna eat that pasty flesh
Ya but they might have eaten children so it might be softer \s
It’s definitely softer form the piles of cash they sleep on… Or so I’ve heard
I think ModestProposal aready covers this
We were kidding at some point?
18: Don’t feed the tankies
19: if you didn’t like Star Trek before, go to Risa and count the lights till you dodeleted by creator
Oh shit he’s starting to turn evil.
I suggest you count REALLY carefully here.
Were going to find Geordie a girlfriend if it kills us.
… I count four.
Linux is bloat, I’m training the ants in a giant maze, got Doom running on it last weekend.
If a post from the Linux communities pops up on your feed, it is your duty as a Windows user to comment “wELL I dOn’t HavE tHAt prOBleM bECauSE I uSe wINdOws” to stop Linux users commenting the opposite on every fucking thread about Windows
But whatever they do they should not use the word it’s in their comment, or else we see something like itAಠ€'s … and thattAಠ€'s harder to read.
LolA%€d at that
Future Oscar winning movie Barbie is the only permitted commercial interest on Lemmy.
And the occasional Wolf of Wallstreet plug, if we mention Margot Robbie’s nude scene
Suspiciously named user, I literally plug all of my movies on this social media platform. Except the first Suicide Squad. And Terminal.
Also, that’s esteemed Academy Award nominated character actress Margot Robbie to you!
Except the first Suicide Squad.
The heck? That movie’s trailer slaps hard.
Unfortunately, somebody thought it was a good idea to edit the entire movie like the trailer…
Also, Jared Leto(🤮).
that time he sent you a fucking pig carcass is so fucking deranged
Good call on Terminal. Not the call to star in it, but to pretend it never happened. Also, no need to specify between Suicide Squad and The Suicide Squad, the second one had the The in the title suggesting that it is The one that counts.
When ‘you’ win an oscar I will probably add it to the title, but thanks for the suggestion. ;)
- no fucking swearing
- no paying for content if it can be pirated
- cats are our overlords
Bend the knee to cats, the only true masters of humanity! (and also download a fucking car)
This shouldnt need to be said ahahahaha
Even if you could download a car someone would find a way to nickle and dime you to death with maintenance and insurance. c/fuckcars! or gtfo
Edit cause I don’t know how to link communities lol. That didn’t work as intended.
Well, can I download a bicycle then?
Technically yes. There’s lots of open source plans online to build your own bicycle.
But even hypothetically a bike would be preferable to a car for everyone involved.
This is life
These are my every day rules.
I hate cats so much. It makes the internet difficult.
Boooo! Aha
- We’re pirates
Sharing is caring, and that includes data… unless it’s personal data.
Exactly
Eat the rich or GTFO.
Sometimes, the pendulum needs to start a’swingin’ the othet direction
Must appreciate good sticks.
Edit: !stick@sh.itjust.works
If you don’t appreciate a good stick are you even alive?
Yess…also wat are sticks
