Thanks, I almost forgot to shave 15% of my neck today!

May 16th 2011… Pretty sure this is an April fools joke, and like everything in government it was a month and a half late.

This isn’t childbirth?

I thought it meant August 31st would be the second day and they would have already started painting the day before…

I’m pretty sure pornhub already leaked a video titled “Lenny sucking a goat”…

Why do they need a patent for this? How would this not conflict with just tv remotes? Like it’s not a bad feature, but blocking anyone else from having a rewind button without paying them seems like an overstep for such a basic addition.

I knew I should’ve talked to HR when I was told to “load her up” by my boss!

This is why you don’t read Edgar Allan Poe in front of birds that can actually potentially say “Nevermore” back at you

Yeah, you’ve probably grown accustomed to most memes using high fructose corn syrup which is clear and easier to hide.

Yeah, reads more like a wikipedia article than a news article, like someone took several sources and told ai to combine the info. Facts are great, but they don’t make for a captivating read on their own. There’s a sweet spot for opinion/reflection without too much bias that makes news sources worth reading.

Yeah, it’s been banned in New Jersey for the last couple years. It was a cool overnight shift and it’s just second nature to just leave reusable bags in my car now for when I need them.

The fabled MegaSD card

Anon should’ve asked them for a doggie bag so he could take it home to eat later.

CombDome

It’s gonna be so awkward when that alien needs to go door to door and introduce themselves at their next planet.

SATs and Pre-SATs (just practice SATs) are optional and not part of the curriculum (literally run by a private, albeit non-profit, company). While it’s not required you take it, good luck getting into college without an SAT score, and most high-schools have dates you can pay/register and come in to take the test.

I normally do a ton of nibbles. What’s the conversion rate of nibbles to bites? And are chomps just a US unit of measurement?

It was probably on a Friday and testing probably was happening Saturday morning and they were busy setting up the gym with tables for check-in or possibly desks for testing directly in the large room rather than individual classrooms. Most schools don’t have an abundance of large spaces and one has to be sacrificed.

Anon gotta chill out and be more like Chad. Chad is sick!