I think these people may, possibly, fuck.
Wtf are the mirrors for?
Have a guess
Or it’s just one person and they masturbate a lot.
That’s what they want you to think
Nothing like watching yourself railing someone while also watching an episode of emmerdale. Sold!
I adore this. It’s got personality! If someone invited me up there, i’d feel weird if i wasn’t in full vampire regalia, even if i was just popping up there because they forgot their keys on the loveseat.
A vampire wouldn’t have five mirrors, a serial killer, might.
the crosses make me think it’s for a serial killer of vampires
Blade’s shag pad?
For when Blade gets laid?
He is… the Dayporker.
Honestly, this isn’t the worst thing in the world, although the crosses, chandelier, and mirrors are a bit too gaudy for my tastes. But come on - if you’re going to make a vampire-themed attic, at least go all the way and paint the walls black!
Also, that TV looks like it’d be very uncomfortable to watch while lying down…
I nust sent this photo to my friend, who is 100% Morticia Adams and she said she loves it.
https://www.redfin.com/MD/Baltimore/228-Townsend-Ave-21225/home/10392075
Here’s the whole listing! So happy it’s still up. The house is really consistently decorated. Wouldn’t have expected to see football memorabilia and goth aesthetic to match so well.
If that were in my state it would be snatched up
Is there an awful taste but great execution magazine?
When you don’t have a basement, but need a dungeon.
TV too high.
Tell me someone ported the sub.
TV too high.
Not in the position you’ll be in with the bed attachments and sex swing.
…i actually dig the aestethics. Fight me.
Is she single?
Is this Wednesday’s room?
Wednesday’s room was far cooler!
I’m surprised the walls are white. I wonder if the realtor made them repaint before listing.
I think the white walls and the new build-ness is what makes this seem off to me. Vampire chic is not my style at all but I can appreciate some people might like it. But it just looks a bit icky with the white walls!
The white walls are definitely it. I mean how hard is it to get some black paint?
Forget black. Some deep wine red or Bordeaux purple. Gotta have some contrast with the black faux cast iron.
