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Oiconomia@feddit.de to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

What would you even do with 25 Mangoes?

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What would you even do with 25 Mangoes?

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Oiconomia@feddit.de to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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    Eat them because mangoes are delicious.

    • CannedTuna@sh.itjust.works
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      Or make mangonadas

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        When life gives you mangos, don’t make mangonade. Make life take the mangos back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn mangos, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager!

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          I’ll have my engineers invent a combustible mango to burn your house down! With the mangoes!

      • LesMotsBalaises@lemmy.ca
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        When life gives you mangoes, make mangonade.

        • Klear@sh.itjust.works
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          What if life gives you shit?

          • flerp@lemm.ee
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            invest in bidets

          • kratoz29@lemm.ee
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            Do shit posting.

          • LesMotsBalaises@lemmy.ca
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            Start a shitake mushroom culture.

            Get started here

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      I like manstays more.

    • Sage the Lawyer@lemmy.world
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      Ha, word for word the comment I wanted to make. Mangoes are truly S tier.

      And they allegedly (couldn’t find any real scientific studies, but tons of results like this) have an added benefit too, for any marijuana enthusiasts who may be around. https://autoflowering-cannabis.com/does-mango-make-you-higher/

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        So we should be making mango cheesecakes instead of brownies?

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      I’m probably the only one who thinks they have an unpleasant undertaste.

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        Nah, they kinda taste like cantaloupe to me, which I also do not like.

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          Is that a genetic thing, like coriander?

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