[ship in space]
CHRONICLE OF EVENTS ANNO DOMINI 2101
A CONFLAGRATION OF UNPRECEDENTED PROPORTIONS WAS ON THE PRECIPICE OF ERUPTION
[scared comms officer talks to a person in a chair]
CAPITAIN: WHAT TRANSPIRED?!
ENGINEER: AN UNKNOWN AGENT HAS ORCHESTRATED THE INSTALLATION OF AN EXPLOSIVE DEVICE
COMMUNICATIONS OFFICER: WE ARE PRESENTLY ON THE RECEIVING END OF A TRANSMISSION
CAPTAIN: WHAT?!
COMMUNICATIONS OFFICER: THE PRINCIPAL VISUAL INTERFACE HAS BEEN ACTIVATED
CAPTAIN: COULD IT BE… YOU!!!
[character with vertical hair, half a robot face, and a flowing cloak looks smugly at the camera]
FELINES: SALUTATIONS, ESTEEMED GENTLEFOLK
FELINES: THE ENTIRETY OF YOUR INFRASTRUCTURAL STRONGHOLDS HAVE BEEN IRREVERSIBLY APPROPRIATED UNDER OUR DOMINION
FELINES: ONE COULDN’T HELP BUT NOTICE THAT YOUR TRAJECTORY IS NOW IRREVERSIBLY ALIGNED WITH CATASTROPHIC ANNIHILATION
[the captain facepalms]
CAPTAIN: COULD YOU PLEASE CLARIFY THAT ASSERTION?!
[the captain still facepalms, while felines appears in the background]
FELINES: THE PROBABILITY OF YOUR CONTINUED EXISTENCE IS LOOKING STATISTICALLY QUITE NULL, KINDLY EMBRACE THE FUTILITY OF RESISTANCE AND RESIGN YOURSELVES
FELINES: EH? HA! HEH HEH.
[panic on the deck of the ship]
COMMUNICATIONS OFFICER: CAPTAIN!!!
CAPTAIN: DEPLOY ALL ZIG-CLASS ASSAULT VESSELS WITHOUT DELAY
CAPTAIN: I AM FULLY CONFIDENT IN YOUR OPERATIONAL COMPETENCE
CAPTAIN: EXECUTE THE ZIG MANŒUVER
CAPTAIN: FOR THE ADVANCEMENT OF JUSTICE ON A GRANDIOSE SCALE
[a ship escapes an explosion, looking sad]