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How to balls-up a floor plan

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Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.uk · 5 days ago

Check out this 2 bedroom cottage for sale on Rightmove

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2 bedroom cottage for sale in The Dovecote, 9 Towerburn, Denholm TD9 for £235,000. Marketed by Hastings Legal, Jedburgh

They knew

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Bottom bollock bedroom gives quick privy access.

The age old story…

^Though ‘permits prompt privy passage’ might have worked better/^
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  I have no wish to know about your privy passage, sir!
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    You claim that, yet you persist in prowling past, peeking and peering!

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