andros_rex@lemmy.worlddeleted by creator to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 2 years agoThis gay tortoise is older than the word “homosexual”lemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square73linkfedilinkarrow-up1673arrow-down113
arrow-up1660arrow-down1external-linkThis gay tortoise is older than the word “homosexual”lemmy.worldandros_rex@lemmy.worlddeleted by creator to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square73linkfedilink
minus-squaredangercake@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25arrow-down3·2 years agoCan we all agree to use “Sashayed in” rather than “hatched”?
minus-squareJerkface (any/all)@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·edit-28 months agoRemoved by mod
minus-squaredream_weasel@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·2 years agoThat’s probably true. But like, by weight? Surface area? Gay actions per hour vs tortoise actions per hour? Hard to nail down.
minus-squarecorsicanguppy@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 years agoDon’t nail tortoises down. They reeeeally hate that.
minus-squaredream_weasel@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 years agoWell then they shouldn’t slowly walk all over the place!
minus-squaredream_weasel@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 years agoAh yep. His life would be significantly more different if he stopped being a tortoise.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·2 years agoI’m thinking something in a casual saunter with a touch of hip sway. Or whatever the tortoise equivalent of that is 🤷
minus-squareblazeknave@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 years agoI want to like this bc I’m almost genx, but I think it’s sexist? What am I supposed to do in 2025?
minus-squaredangercake@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 years agoOh you don’t stop now, you sashay harder. For all of us.
Can we all agree to use “Sashayed in” rather than “hatched”?
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That’s probably true. But like, by weight? Surface area? Gay actions per hour vs tortoise actions per hour?
Hard to nail down.
Don’t nail tortoises down. They reeeeally hate that.
Well then they shouldn’t slowly walk all over the place!
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Ah yep. His life would be significantly more different if he stopped being a tortoise.
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Perhaps he only ambled in.
I’m thinking something in a casual saunter with a touch of hip sway.
Or whatever the tortoise equivalent of that is 🤷
I want to like this bc I’m almost genx, but I think it’s sexist? What am I supposed to do in 2025?
Oh you don’t stop now, you sashay harder. For all of us.