That fake movie glassware would be easiest on the teeth.

Eating unfired china would be my second choice

Smoothie of some sort that has all my macros/vitamins/minerals. At least not dying from malnutrition.

Surf and turf

Probably beef fajita

Pokebowl. In different variations. Should get most of what you need to live out of it

Probably sinigang. With lots of daikon radish and mustard greens. And there is of course rice because you can’t have sinigang without rice. They go together.

Peanut butter if that can pass as a dish. My favorite food by a lot. Otherwise proper Mac and cheese.

Lasagna! So effin good.