smh libs
new site tagline
dont you dare you fucking liberals
my entire point would turn from a mockery of you into a mockery of me
I will rip off your foot and throw it at you like the bush shoe
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you can’t just put whatever you think is funny on a tagline, it doesn’t make sense, thats not funny
Hey anothregreat tag line for th efrontpage
having a real ‘im not the messiah’ moment but for site tagline
no none of this whole post is going to be a tagline or i will put eggs in your pillow sack
like no
stop
no more posting
no none of this whole post is going to be a tagline or i will put eggs in your pillow sack
like no
stop
n
tgaline
why are you bullying me like this
Accept it and become part of art
acceptance is surrender, surrender is death, I will never let my posting be commodified into your liberal circlejerk
Keep spittin’
You are very frustrating
i say that with pure and absolute rage
stop posting
Great tagline
Please god do it
god has left us, we filed a restraining order on them
Hello yes admins can I please have a tagline?
no no no no no wait wait wait wait
YOU CAN’T DO THIS TO ME!
DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED?!
If it’s any consolation i think you’re great
oh thats a good tagline!
You can have a little tagline as a treat.
:datboi:
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I will steal your fingers to keep you from slandering me so, lib
“Sir, a second tagline has hit the thread.”
My account is just a ChatGPT4-based LLM trained on Hexbear taglines
I thought that was everyone tbh
yea, aren’t we all see see pee LLM’s
directly causing a tagline to be added is a badge of honor on hexbear
half the taglines are liberals complaining, therefore you have been honoring liberals
like an art thief to a van druys
Anyone got the full pasta for that one
Your website is like bait, we were drawn to it like art thief to a van Druys. You thought you were in the clear? Though luck, kid. You thought you were so vigilant. But in reality, you were a poster who was so blind.
there was a whole spiel but this was the tagline
Oh I know about the backstory, just wanted to relish in the complete dish…
It’s actually referencing a Poirot episode where van Druys is a fictional artist and “you thought you were so vigilant but in reality you were so blind” was a line from the episode. Fun times back in the chapo.chat days
Here’s a transliterated copypasta https://hexbear.net/post/145322
I’m guessing the original either fell victim to the modlog or the server/data archival thing
edit: and then the site ACTUALLY CRASHED on the 22nd for completely unrelated reasons lmao
wake me up when you have two site taglines, casuals
👈 this is you
the site tagline is the carrot, bans are the stick
this is the way
🥕
Hexbear incentive structure
admins are capitalists
both me and my gf are in taglines :D
- moment
romance is bourgeoisie too so thats extra lib points
Only posers fall in love.
Sounds like something they’d put as a tagline
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the real taglines are the ethno-nationalist regimes we topple along the way
Your post would make a good tagline
Every comment in this thread is a perfect tag line.
this situation is rapidly turning against me
Or was this your secret plan all along?
tbh no I was just taking the opportunity to call yall libs and head back to brunch
Another perfect site tag line. You’re on fire !
Im going to scramble your intestines into a sphere and dunk it through your face like a basket ball
Honestly, everything you type is just gold
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I have no brain but I must post
I thought I could get away with it
chapo? like the drug dealer?
Et tu
I literally never thought about this honestly, but now I wonder if anything I ever posted became a tagline
