It is real!
https://buddycarter.house.gov/news/documentsingle.aspx?DocumentID=15398
Rep. Earl L. “Buddy” Carter (R-GA) released the following statement today after introducing a bill authorizing President Trump to acquire Greenland and renaming it Red, White, and Blueland:
“America is back and will soon be bigger than ever with the addition of Red, White, and Blueland. President Trump has correctly identified the purchase of what is now Greenland as a national security priority, and we will proudly welcome its people to join the freest nation to ever exist when our Negotiator-in-Chief inks this monumental deal.”
Now they’re just trying to distract us from the actual dangerous shit they’re doing behind the scenes. Don’t fall for it!
“now”
Fine, I’ll say it: I’m starting to think some of these fellas might be up to no good.
Let’s not jump to conclusions. Maybe give him another decade or so