Justas🇱🇹@sh.itjust.works to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 4 days ago"once a women turns 19, she may as well be postmenopausal"sh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square58fedilinkarrow-up1212arrow-down113
arrow-up1199arrow-down1image"once a women turns 19, she may as well be postmenopausal"sh.itjust.worksJustas🇱🇹@sh.itjust.works to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 4 days agomessage-square58fedilink
minus-squareShinkanTrain@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28arrow-down1·edit-24 days agoI thought we all agreed up until 29 years 364 days it’s babe and after that it’s milf
minus-squareaberrate_junior_beatnik@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up41·4 days agoThis implies the existence of the rare 29-year-old leap milf
minus-squarerockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 days ago“Leap milf” is just an alternative definition for a cougar
minus-squaresugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up8·4 days agoImagine the rule 34 on that one. You better bet fans are going to want proof…
minus-squareJustas🇱🇹@sh.itjust.worksOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·4 days agoWasn’t there a scandal in Germany that 45% of MILF pornstars don’t actually have any children?
minus-squareoptional@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up16·4 days agoI can ease your mind, it’s only 38%. https://www.der-postillon.com/2012/07/skandal-erschuttert-pornoszene-38.html?m=1
minus-squaretaladar@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up11·4 days agohttps://www.der-postillon.com/2012/07/skandal-erschuttert-pornoszene-38.html It was a headline on a German satire site once.
minus-squareinv3r5ion@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·4 days agoIf one is over 30 and doesn’t have children are they still a milf by default?
minus-squareHikingVet@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up9·4 days agoNo, they have chosen the Cougar skill path.
minus-squareBronzebeard@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·4 days agoWoman needs to be old enough for her kids’ friends to think she’s hot to be a milf.
minus-squareI Cast Fist@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·4 days agoSo, for some women, that might be as early as 25
minus-squareflicker@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·3 days agoI figured it was that she just needs to have kids. As long as she’s a mom and somebody wants to fuck her, right?
minus-squareBronzebeard@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 days agoYou don’t need a special categorization for a hot twenty something. Her having procreated or not.
I thought we all agreed up until 29 years 364 days it’s babe and after that it’s milf
This implies the existence of the rare 29-year-old leap milf
“Leap milf” is just an alternative definition for a cougar
Imagine the rule 34 on that one. You better bet fans are going to want proof…
Wasn’t there a scandal in Germany that 45% of MILF pornstars don’t actually have any children?
I can ease your mind, it’s only 38%. https://www.der-postillon.com/2012/07/skandal-erschuttert-pornoszene-38.html?m=1
https://www.der-postillon.com/2012/07/skandal-erschuttert-pornoszene-38.html It was a headline on a German satire site once.
Oh nein, I ate die Zwiebel!
If one is over 30 and doesn’t have children are they still a milf by default?
No, they have chosen the Cougar skill path.
still milf, M for Mature
Woman needs to be old enough for her kids’ friends to think she’s hot to be a milf.
So, for some women, that might be as early as 25
Do I hear a banjo?
I figured it was that she just needs to have kids. As long as she’s a mom and somebody wants to fuck her, right?
You don’t need a special categorization for a hot twenty something. Her having procreated or not.