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LOCKMART@sh.itjust.works to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 5 months ago

French First Strike Warning Shot on California, leave Greenland alone

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French First Strike Warning Shot on California, leave Greenland alone

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LOCKMART@sh.itjust.works to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 5 months ago
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  • adarza@lemmy.ca
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    typical french. missed their target by 3700km. the east coast is way the fuck over there ---------->>

    donvict don’t give a shit about california. he’d ask them to make another run.

    • 𞋴𝛂𝛋𝛆@lemmy.world
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      🥇 donvict

      That deserves a meaningless metal. First I’ve seen that one.

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    Yeah, sorry. After hearing the convicted felon speak like an imperialist, our old habits kicked in. It’s but a mind game to ultimately reclaim Louisiana for national security.

    • TwanHE@lemmy.world
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      As a Dutchie I think it’s time to get new Amsterdam back. For the safety of the local cyclist of course.

    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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      Yes, the well known anti-imperialism of FRANCE.

      • nuke@sh.itjust.worksM
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        User has been baguetted for this comment 🥖😵‍💫

        • verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works
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          Eh, could be worse, in some places the baguette is filled with batteries.

      • verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works
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        retort parfait.

    • erin@social.sidh.bzh
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      why stop at louisiana? If Canada becomes the 51 state we should get back Quebec as well, to protect them with our warning baguette doctrine… 😄

      Edit: I forgot Cap Breton Island… Based on Utrecht treaty, that island is French and people there know Saint Michael’s Mount is Brittany territory so we should protect them!

      • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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        Idk, the only thing France hates more than the British are the French Canadians.

        • erin@social.sidh.bzh
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          we don’t hate them, we love to mock their old french accent 😁

      • verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works
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        Better watch out, you’re too credible and you’ll get appointed ambassador to something.

  • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
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    Hey, WE didn’t vote for him!

    We’re just lucky these fires happened while Biden is still President or we wouldn’t have gotten a penny.

    • raktheundead@fedia.io
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      Unfortunately, they missed the techbro arseholes in California who not only did vote for him, but have lined up to supplicate themselves before him.

    • samus12345@lemm.ee
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      Unfortunately, more are guaranteed to be coming.

  • kersploosh@sh.itjust.works
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    Joke’s on them, this whole thing was a clever ruse to get rid of LA and make it France’s fault. Operation Ænema is going exactly as planned!

    • Psionicsickness@reddthat.com
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      Don’t be a TOOL.

  • 𞋴𝛂𝛋𝛆@lemmy.world
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    Stop attacking Mexicanarica!

    Fudge. I’m in that fireball

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