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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 年前

Anon doesn't have an alibi

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Anon doesn't have an alibi

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 年前
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  • afk_strats@lemmy.world
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    2 年前

    Your post is an excuse to post a Gianni video (Columbo + Videogames)

    https://youtu.be/NnDe2u5M7e8

    • St.Elsewhere@threads.net@sh.itjust.works
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      Classic 4chan was mostly joke plagiarism. Therefore, this post is 4chan neonoir

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    I once listened to a true crime podcast, where the suspect claimed he was playing video games all afternoon. The police asked Sony to confirm, and they said he was indeed logged in to PSN, but was on the console’s menu without playing a game. He simply left it on to create an alibi.

    • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works
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      Should have paid a 13 year old to watch your non existent cat and left it on the fortnight start screen…

    • Buglefingers@lemmy.world
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      Just have an AI bot dick around on some game, boom, perfect alibi

    • tetris11@lemmy.ml
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      The actual fuck. Is this why all games platforms are online-first now? Just for tracking

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    i got games on my phone

    • Jumuta@sh.itjust.works
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      those aren’t games they’re money pits

      • pugsnroses77@sh.itjust.works
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        just how i like it

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    There’s just one thing bothering me, sir.

  • Glasgow@lemmy.ml
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    Bought it for spiderman and have no regrets.

    • CaptnNMorgan@lemmy.world
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      Spider-Man, God of War, Last of Us, Ghost of Tsushima, etc…

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    Ohh come on, at least make an effort to spell “Stadia” correctly!

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      deleted by creator

  • son_named_bort@lemmy.world
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    Anon ain’t got no alibi? Does that mean they’re U G L Y?

    • tetris11@lemmy.ml
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      Boo

  • unknown1234_5@kbin.earth
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    “they never said I played good games sir.”

  • HM King Charles III DG FD@feddit.uk
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    Don’t worry, he was streaming

  • biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works
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    Anon was probably watching porn on the browser, wouldn’t be surprising.

  • CaptnNMorgan@lemmy.world
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    Oh yeah. What’s Spider-Man, God of War, Ratchet and Clank, Last of Us, Ghost of Tsushima, Final Fantasy, etc…? I’ve never heard of any of those either

    • moving to lemme.zip. @lemm.ee
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      • CaptnNMorgan@lemmy.world
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        Xbox has malware?

        • moving to lemme.zip. @lemm.ee
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          Xbox has…halo 1-reach lol. And they HAD some franchises they let rot. Sadly I’d say Microsoft is turning into Sega but software successful version

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            Wait. So you agree with me? What does your initial reply mean? It’s a picture of a bug on code?

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              I’d say that given the current climate theres a greater than 0 chance that Microsoft can pull anything out of their asses with all of these new (to them) studios.

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      What does Xbox have?

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    This is an interesting take, my understanding was that PlayStation has significantly more exclusive games than Xbox.

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