I’m baffled by the constant good reviews I read about Henry vacuum cleaners. Either they’re doing really well in convincing people that the product’s good just because they expected it to be good, or you’re all upgrading from really terrible hoovers.

Henry can’t navigate a corner despite being round, it has so-so suction power, and it has nowhere to stash attachments (or at least, the last one I used didn’t).

It does have a big smiley face on the front, though. Maybe that’s the ticket.