Nah, they just colloquial terms for emphasis. Though that’s not nearly as fun!
So, “what in the isomorphic fuck” covers all the bases?
There are absolutely imaginary fucks.
Best word in the entire English language. Nothing else compares.
It certainly illustrates the diversity of the word
I take “what the absolute fuck” to mean there’s a platonic ideal of “fuck” and that’s what they’re referring to.
But this did make me want to find out the etymology of “absolute” :
(thank|fuck)you, this is going to waste my whole weekend. A visual representation of etymology, that is awesome, I guess I am one of the 10,000 today
Being all out of fucks to give also implies they are finite and exchangeable.
Are fucks a form of cryptocurrency?!
Just because you are all out of fucks, doesn’t really have anything to do with the finite/infinite nature of all fucks.
If I have none, clearly I have to mine more with my GPU.
The oldest profession traded in it so they are arguably the original currency.
A good point 😅
A currency for sure. Both crypto and not
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“What kind of fuckery is this?”
Yes, this is correct.
You dont even have to be a math nerd to innately know this.
Like, I’m about to go to work & dispense imaginary fucks all day (because math-lord knows I have to real fucks to give anymore).
(The thing is they are both imaginary as well as irrational fucks, which complicates math a lot & I only work with fuck approximations)
what the absolute fuck implies relative fucks; it’s not a math term
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yes it is.
¿Porque no los dos?
Of course there is imaginary fucking. What do you think people do when they jerk off?
No that’s simulated fucking. Imaginary would be a wet dream
Both could be both. You could have an imaginary fuck while awake, you could have a simulated fuck with a wet dream that doesn’t involve any fucking, stimulating fucking without actually imagining it
Yes to all of those.
Source, my time in the Army.
We also need irrational fucks for the complex field don’t we?
We already have irrational fucks, they’re called politicians.
Brilliant, and succinct. 10 points
So now we have both irrational and fractional fucks, we have all real fucks, and since we can have “twisted fuck” we can rotate any fuck through any angle and we have the entire complex fuck plane.
Person 1: “fuck you!”
Person 2: “a real fuck to you to”
Would a Gordian knot be like an ouborous of fucks?
Oh, I’ve seen that video
And now a whole generation of 12 year old boys thinks that’s what normal sex is like.
Fun fact about me, I was actually 12 once.
Yes, OP only gets you to Q[i]
What in the flying fuck implies there must also be falling fucks, running fucks, swimming fucks, lazy fucks, and fucking fucks.
If I’m missing something here, please fucking let me know.
Fucking fucks imply the existence of asexual fucks.
Mother-fucking fucks are all I can find on Pornhub these days.
Lots of fucked fucks on there, too. For unfucked fucks.
…static fuck?
Went on vacation in NYC last year. Can confirm, was called a fucking fuck.
That fuck’s a fuck-fucking fuck, by virtue of that fuck calling the fuck that is you not merely a fuck but rather a fucking fuck. So fucked.
But were you called a pretty fuck or an ugly fuck?
I’ve been called pretty fucking ugly, sooo…
Hmmm so it may have been a compliment
‘What the ever-loving fuck’ implies that love can overcome all.
Or it implies that eternal love cannot exist or cannot exist in the presence of a never ending fuck, leading to the surprise in the statement
