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minus-squareWhyFlip@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up60·26 days agoGoogle harvests your sleeping patterns to sell more targeted ads.
minus-squarelinearchaos@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·26 days agoMore like Google harvests your __________ to sell more targeted ads.
minus-squareHerr Woland@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·25 days agowaking up to see my underscores have been harvested GODDAMNIT GOOGLE!
minus-squarexavier666@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·edit-225 days agoGoogle harvests you to sell more targeted ads*
minus-squareWhyFlip@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-226 days agoVery true… They harvest my nut sessions no doubt.
minus-squarexavier666@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·25 days agoUser is now nutting. Quick, send them some gooning ads
minus-squareWhyFlip@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·25 days agoPost-nut-clarity ad placement is prime real estate in the ad business.
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·26 days agoGood thing I never sleep.
minus-squareTrailblazing Braille Taser@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·26 days agoEver wonder why you’re getting ads for melatonin?
minus-squaredriving_crooner@lemmy.eco.brlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·26 days agoEven better, 24hr of un stopped ads.
minus-squaredeadcatbounce@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·26 days agoI also have no reflection.
minus-squarescutiger@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·26 days agoMaybe you should think on that a little.
minus-squareDarkThoughts@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up2·25 days agoHere’s some ads for blood bags! Also, hot VILFs near you!
minus-squaredeadcatbounce@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·25 days agoThat make me laugh. Just cleaning coffee from my phone now! Fuck you very much! 💕🤣😂
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·edit-226 days agoYup. Edit: why do you think google bought Fitbit?
minus-squareKairos@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down2·26 days agoIDK the way it was presented made it feel sarcastic.
minus-squareWalk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·25 days agoBut I block their ads… are they stupid???
Google harvests your sleeping patterns to sell more targeted ads.
More like Google harvests your __________ to sell more targeted ads.
waking up to see my underscores have been harvested GODDAMNIT GOOGLE!
Google harvests you to sell more targeted ads*
Matrix did it!
Very true… They harvest my nut sessions no doubt.
User is now nutting. Quick, send them some gooning ads
Post-nut-clarity ad placement is prime real estate in the ad business.
Good thing I never sleep.
Ever wonder why you’re getting ads for melatonin?
Even better, 24hr of un stopped ads.
I also have no reflection.
Maybe you should think on that a little.
Here’s some ads for blood bags! Also, hot VILFs near you!
That make me laugh.
Just cleaning coffee from my phone now! Fuck you very much! 💕🤣😂
Does it actually?
Yup.
Edit: why do you think google bought Fitbit?
IDK the way it was presented made it feel sarcastic.
But I block their ads… are they stupid???