I carve the pumpkin, and it looks good for about two days before withering.
Lightly bake it after carving maybe? (what temperature and how many minutes?)
Is there a way I can soak it in some preservative like formaldehyde without starting the Great Fire of London?
Thanks a lot, i really needed that chuckle.
Now, basically we need to dry them. We can either drown them in varnish, or burn the insides but it wont be as effective.