Complain about every wrinkle, hair, flat ass and lack of an enormous bulge until Chuds realise how fucking unhinged they sound (they won’t)
"Yeah, I was going to play Red Dead Redemption 2 but then I saw they pandered to the woke crowd by making the protagonist ugly and old. Who want’s to play as some flat-assed old man?
Extra points for making some unhinged chart doing bulge phrenology by comparing various male characters. Also complain that every grizzled white dude with gun isn’t an anime cat boy.
Everything in the original Gears of War games, from the COG soldiers to the weapons, vehicles, monsters and creatures looks like chunky action figures. I like how earnestly dumb it all is
I admit I hated it from the start for the sheer brobro “WHERE’S MY WIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE” vibes and when it got popular and got sequels and was everywhere for a while, well, that sucked because even its gameplay mechanics of chest high walls and all that started to be imitated.