miz [any, any]@hexbear.net to news@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 month agoGretchen Whitmer apologizes for feeding chip to podcaster after Catholic backlash | The Guardianwww.theguardian.comexternal-linkmessage-square19fedilinkarrow-up154arrow-down10
arrow-up154arrow-down1external-linkGretchen Whitmer apologizes for feeding chip to podcaster after Catholic backlash | The Guardianwww.theguardian.commiz [any, any]@hexbear.net to news@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square19fedilink
minus-squarepooh [she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·1 month agoThey’re doing cannibalism larping and they expect to be taken seriously for it?
minus-squarehuf [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·1 month agoworse, they’re symbolically eating the flesh of god who is a man who is god but he isnt god, dont say he’s god, but also dont say he’s not god.
minus-squarebumpusoot [any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·edit-21 month agoThe official teaching is that it is not symbolic. They claim to be quite actually eating the flesh of Christ. Communion is a summoning ritual.
minus-squareSulvor [he/him, undecided]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·1 month agoEr it’s actually transubstantiation Catholic lore goes deep
minus-squarebumpusoot [any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-21 month agoThat is the name for what I’m describing, no? Transubstantiation is the summoning of Christ’s blood and flesh by means of bread, wine and ritual. It’s a fancy word for a specific type of summoning.
minus-squareElChapoDeChapo [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·1 month ago
minus-squareSkingradGuard [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·1 month agoCatholics like to say “human and divine”
minus-squareroux [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 month agoI need answers, why aren’t Doritos, America’s national treat, worthy enough of transubstantiation? Someone get the pope on the line.
minus-squareLemmygradwontallowme [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month agoToo processed!
They’re doing cannibalism larping and they expect to be taken seriously for it?
worse, they’re symbolically eating the flesh of god who is a man who is god but he isnt god, dont say he’s god, but also dont say he’s not god.
The official teaching is that it is not symbolic. They claim to be quite actually eating the flesh of Christ. Communion is a summoning ritual.
Er it’s actually transubstantiation
Catholic lore goes deep
That is the name for what I’m describing, no? Transubstantiation is the summoning of Christ’s blood and flesh by means of bread, wine and ritual. It’s a fancy word for a specific type of summoning.
Catholics like to say “human and divine”
I need answers, why aren’t Doritos, America’s national treat, worthy enough of transubstantiation? Someone get the pope on the line.
Too processed!