seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to Memes@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 month agoI'm sure the women will be so very sadmidwest.socialimagemessage-square278fedilinkarrow-up1585arrow-down128file-text
arrow-up1557arrow-down1imageI'm sure the women will be so very sadmidwest.socialseahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to Memes@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square278fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareChexMax@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up90arrow-down1·1 month ago… Can it do domestic labor or just sex? I am a woman and frankly I’d be interested in a robot wife… I’ve got my husband for sex but we’re tired of cooking dinner and cleaning the house. We’d both like a wife.
minus-squarepelya@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up21arrow-down2·1 month agoNab a crate loading robot from an Amazon warehouse, it can lift more and will have much less pricey maintenance.
minus-squareben_dover@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down2·1 month agoand your husband won’t be tempted to fuck it
minus-squaresynae[he/him]@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 month agoAnd that’s where you’d be wrong!
minus-squarefigjam@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·1 month agoNo shit! If it can clean catboxes and fold the laundry I’m so down.
minus-squarefunkless_eck@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down2·1 month agoThere are robot cat boxes tbf
minus-squareThis is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·1 month agoThose can be lethal for your cats.
minus-squareSwedneck@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up12·1 month agothat’s called polyamory, and is especially relevant in this economy
minus-squareneomachino@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 month agoI would love even a dumbed down wonderbot from that movie robots. Even something just to load the dishwasher would be amazing. But we have to prioritize here, if it can’t fuck there’s no point, throw it in the trash. I feel like I need this /s although I wish it was obvious.
minus-squarePolkira@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 month agoSign me up for a house-bot. I’m so tired by the time I get home from work that I’d love a robot to do all the chores for me.
minus-squarecheddar@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 month agoI’ve seen this in Detroit: Become Human.
… Can it do domestic labor or just sex? I am a woman and frankly I’d be interested in a robot wife… I’ve got my husband for sex but we’re tired of cooking dinner and cleaning the house. We’d both like a wife.
Nab a crate loading robot from an Amazon warehouse, it can lift more and will have much less pricey maintenance.
and your husband won’t be tempted to fuck it
And that’s where you’d be wrong!
No shit! If it can clean catboxes and fold the laundry I’m so down.
There are robot cat boxes tbf
Those can be lethal for your cats.
that’s called polyamory, and is especially relevant in this economy
Monogamy? In this economy?
I would love even a dumbed down wonderbot from that movie robots. Even something just to load the dishwasher would be amazing.
But we have to prioritize here, if it can’t fuck there’s no point, throw it in the trash.
I feel like I need this /s although I wish it was obvious.
Sign me up for a house-bot. I’m so tired by the time I get home from work that I’d love a robot to do all the chores for me.
I’ve seen this in Detroit: Become Human.