Even “Starlink” has a Le Epic X clumsily slapped on its logo. 
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Guyyys it’s a completely distinct legal entityyyy. Come onnnn. You’re supposed to pretend it’s not meee. it’s the rules…!
“I put le Epic X on everything… they’re legally distinct le Epic Xes.”
lol i just realized there’s a good chance at some point musk was like “I know! I’ll call it TwitX” and someone had to tell him… no…sir
“I know! I’ll call it TwitX” and someone had to tell him… no…sir
Xitter reigns supreme
Elon fucking around:
We’ll coup who we want, get over it
Elon finding out:
There’s no legal basis for this!
In case anyone is wondering how the ownership of these completely different shareholders break down: (Founder’s Fund is Thiel btw) https://en.as.com/latest_news/who-are-the-biggest-investors-in-spacex-how-much-is-the-company-worth-today-n/
(Also Moraes =/= Morales)
(Also Moraes =/= Morales)
FUCK. I’ll fix that immediately. Mad respect to him for living
in King Bazinga’s head.
Unlimited assest freezing on
Brazilians using VPNs to visit Le Epic X just to watch King Bazinga cope, mald, and seetheNo need for such hassle, Hexbear has all the necessary cope, mald, and seethe from him readily available
Glad to be of service.
BRO WHAT THD FUCK IS X ARE YOU TWELVE?
Ha haha yes!! Continue to insult the judge publicly yes!!
Fun fact: Moraes has cited laws that Starlink has broken, most notably defying a court order and continuing to provide access to Melon Husk’s Nazi shithole after it was banned, a flagrant violation of Brazilian law that Nazi Jesus himself bragged about on said Nazi shithole.
Amazing how quickly he switched gears from “fuck Brazil I’ll do whatever I want” to “we’re just a poor widdle company we never broke any laws 👉👈”
@WhyEssEff@hexbear.net I have no idea how to prepare a picture like that for emoji potential, but I can dream.
possibly?
Wonderful!
You should do the honors of putting it in the Emoji section.
Nah dawg, it’s your idea and you got the posting power o7
Well, with your permission…
Amazing how Moraes, who was nominated to the Supreme Court by Temer after Dilma’s coup, have been more based that any of rhe judges nominated by Lula or Dilma.
Hell hath no fury like a petty reactionary scorned
The thumbnail made him look like Londo from Babylon 5 which is pretty funny.
“Do you know what the last X Dot Com account in Brazil said before it died?”
pause
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHH!”
Londo Moraes
the judge cannot even cite a law that Starlink has broken
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_law
Nooo I can’t bamboozle judges with black letter adherence to statutes while openly circumventing it
